LET ME COME TO YOUR KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

A creepy thing I managed to only think and not say out loud.

The other day, I was out for a walk with our dog, Oliver. I mean… for the record, I walk him every day (two or three times a day, actually) but this story centres around the other day’s walk, so FOCUS people!!!

I tend to let Oliver lead the way on his walks. He sports a groovy leashed harness, so I can keep him from wandering into traffic or bolting afte…